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RIPPED
CD + BOOK

A musical retelling of the tale of Rip Van Winkle by Washington Irving. A soundtrack CD to a book aspiring to recreate a “Disney” style animated movie if produced by a NeoClassic Rock Band.
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Buy the CD soundtrack at CDBABY.COM and get the book FREE

The Haight CD + BOOK

A musical story told backwards
with a fascination on hippies!
BONUS OFFER

Buy the HAIGHT CD for only $9 and receive the THE HAIGHT BOOK pdf download FREE! (sold on Amazon for $4.99)

Rocktasia CD

A concept album about life
in the age of free love!
BONUS OFFER

Buy the ROCKTASIA CD for only $9.99 and receive the THE HAIGHT BOOK pdf download FREE! (sold on Amazon for $4.99)

Womanizer CD

Members of The Tooners debut
Hard Rock album - a rare lost classic!
BONUS OFFER
Buy the WOMANIER CD for only $10 and receive the THE HAIGHT BOOK pdf download FREE! (sold on Amazon for $4.99)

Merchandise

Official Rock and Roll Rehab
gear for all to see!

SHIRTS - HATS
MUSIC - MUGS
POSTERS - BUTTONS
CARDS - STICKERS
ORNAMENTS - BAGS
VIDEO RECORDERS
IPAD CASE - BAGS
... and much more!
* UNIQUE GIFTS *

The Haight Book

A young college student and lady live an Alice In Wonderland existence as they experience psychedelic rock concerts, acid trips, the realities of a marijuana based economy and the violence and prejudice of straight society. A real trip.

Rock & Roll Rehab
Handbook

For The Control Of Rock & Roll

This book is a satire. No one who loves Rock & Roll would ever seek help in quitting, so don't ask!

Animated Videos

Traditional Cel Animation
Music Videos

Illustrated Lyrics

Papercuts,
The Illustrated Lyrics Magazine

Lyric Videos

See the Lyrics
While the Music Plays

A Day In His Life
LIVE SHOW

You won't believe your eyes - or ears - as Tim Piper brilliantly portrays John Lennon to perfection.

Rock & Roll Rehab Show

Hi! I'm Greg and I'm a Rock-a-holic!
A LIVE Original Multimedia Rock & Roll Show. A trip through one man's life wasted chasing the rock & roll dream. A life he wouldn't have lived any other way!

Comics

Pizza Fella has returned to help chronicle a very interesting time period of changing attitudes and the social experiment that is the new Legalized Cannabis movement.

Funnies

Rock & Roll Funnies
Hi Rock Fans. Click and please be patient while FUNNIES get LOADED! Scroll down for even more detailed and colorful ROCK-TOONS, Including DINOSAURS OF ROCK and ROAD HAZARDS!

Beatle Business

A long time ago ... in a state of mind far, far away four lads from Liverpool banded together in a dark, damp cellar and began an adventure that would make them all a lot of money ...

Dinosaurs of Rock

Guitarist Rex
Once a mighty competitor, it slowly sank into the tarpit of bordom due to the heavy solos it refused to surrender

The Realm

The adventures of the World's only animated Rock & Roll Band

Road Hazards

You think being on the road and touring is all fun and games? Here's a little reality of how things can go haywire!

Protorockers

Rock & roll is more than just music ... It's a lifestyle, an attitude!

The Roadies

It's 1967 ... It's San Francisco
It's sort of a psychedelic Happy Days!

Webisodes

THE TOONERS' T.V. SHOW
FELIX THE PIG & PLATTERPUSS SHOW
THE WHARF POTATOES
PIZZA FELLA
THINGS OF ATANTIS
THE A+R MEN FROM OUTER SPACE

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Accolades

In the 1980s The Tooners were originally named WOMANIZER and released their songs on Flexi-Disc Soundsheets© inserted in PaperCuts, The Illustrated Lyrics Magazine which also included the songs’ lyrics illustrated in comic book style. They also produced award winning (Chicago International Film Festival) fully animated music videos. When changing times, tastes and personnel instigated a change in name from WOMANIZER to THE TOONERS they continued to produce enhanced CDs which included music, videos, cartoons and games and then combined it all in their live, multimedia stage show, Rock & Roll Rehab.

“The print medium now has an alternative for new bands that want to be seen as well as heard but can’t afford to make a video. A new comic style magazine called PaperCuts…” Kurt Loder / MTV News

“…the cartoon quality is excellent and the music is entertaining, energized pop metal.” Review / BAM Magazine

“ …you have been selected from over 300 entries as one of the 30 finalists for the 3M NEW TALENT AWARD IN MUSIC VIDEO at the AFI Television Workshop.” The American Film Institute

“… artists will expand their vision beyond the realm of sound and the future will rock.” Rock City News

• The Gold Plaque In Music Video The Chicago International Film Festival

• Award Winner MTV Animation Character Screen Test Competition

• Certificate Of Achievement Billboard Magazine Song Contest

•Certificates Of Participation The First and Third Los Angeles Animation Celebration

• Certificate Of Participation The Denver International Film Festival

What fans say
about the tooners

"It sounds like you love what you do!  It started with 'So Stoned I Can't Feel My Eyes!'  I'm With You, Man, I'm with you!  I like the premise of the song.  I have been there before . . . It's fun!"
Frank
HEIDI + FRANK SHOW
KLOS FM RADIO
Greg - It was awesome, Man! "Band sounds like Rocky Horror Picture Show" "We were just smoking a bowl and we started chocking to death . . . "This is a joke, right? . . . Oh, I loved it!"
Fans
Online comments
A HUGE SUCCESS • PERFECT MATERIAL • I LOVED YOU • SO FUNNY • HYSTERICALLY STELLAR • FANTASTIC • ABSOLUTELY AMAZING • SO GREAT • CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
Lynnette Jackson
Music Critic
You guys are so talented! I need my REHAB! . . . Ami

"This show is a riot! Excellent music and a story so many of us can relate to!" . . . Colleen
Ami + Colleen
VERY FRIENDLY
"You ROCK!! LOVED the show! LOVED the music!! Mom does too! It was lots of fun!! . . . Carol

Hey Greg ..... I NEED ROCK N ROLL REHAB!!! . . . Stephanie
Carol + Stephanie
HAYWORTH THEATER
This Rocks!!! Definitely 2 “thumbs up”. This show pulls out all of the stops! Love it! . . . Paula

* * Well, . . . my thumb’s ALL THE WAY UP ! ! ! . . . Gary
Paula + Gary
UNIVERSAL CITY

ROCK N ROLL REHAB

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Hey Rock & Rollers! Get your FREE copy of “THE OFFICIAL ROCK & ROLL REHAB MEMBERS GUIDE” and an MP3 of the song, “NEVER HAVE & NEVER WILL”. As a member you’ll receive free goodies and cool offers, a monthly email newsletter and rockin’ comix, ***PLUS*** we’ll include your band’s music and merchandise in our catalog, including articles about you, and much more! Who says you have to be rich and famous to get your story told!