A musical retelling of the tale of Rip Van Winkle by Washington Irving. A soundtrack CD to a book aspiring to recreate a “Disney” style animated movie if produced by a NeoClassic Rock Band.
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A musical story told backwards
with a fascination on hippies!
Buy the HAIGHT CD for only $9 and receive the THE HAIGHT BOOK
pdf download FREE! (sold on Amazon for $4.99)
A concept album about life
in the age of free love!
Buy the ROCKTASIA CD for only $9.99 and receive the THE HAIGHT BOOK pdf download FREE! (sold on Amazon for $4.99)
Members of The Tooners debut
Hard Rock album – a rare lost classic!
Buy the WOMANIER CD for only $10 and receive the THE HAIGHT BOOK pdf download FREE! (sold on Amazon for $4.99)
Official Rock and Roll Rehab
gear for all to see!
SHIRTS – HATS
MUSIC – MUGS
POSTERS – BUTTONS
CARDS – STICKERS
ORNAMENTS – BAGS
IPAD CASE – BAGS
… and much more!
* UNIQUE GIFTS *
A young college student and lady live an Alice In Wonderland existence as they experience psychedelic rock concerts, acid trips, the realities of a marijuana based economy and the violence and prejudice of straight society. A real trip.
For The Control Of Rock & Roll
This book is a satire. No one who loves Rock & Roll would ever seek help in quitting, so don’t ask!
Traditional Cel Animation
The Illustrated Lyrics Magazine
See the Lyrics
While the Music Plays
You won’t believe your eyes – or ears – as Tim Piper brilliantly portrays John Lennon to perfection.
Hi! I’m Greg and I’m a Rock-a-holic!
A LIVE Original Multimedia Rock & Roll Show. A trip through one man’s life wasted chasing the rock & roll dream. A life he wouldn’t have lived any other way!
Pizza Fella has returned to help chronicle a very interesting time period of
changing attitudes and the social experiment that is the new Legalized
Rock & Roll Funnies
Hi Rock Fans. Click and please be patient while FUNNIES get LOADED!
Scroll down for even more detailed and colorful ROCK-TOONS,
Including DINOSAURS OF ROCK and ROAD HAZARDS!
A long time ago … in a state of mind far, far away four lads from Liverpool banded together in a dark, damp cellar and began an adventure that would make them all a lot of money …
Once a mighty competitor, it slowly sank into the tarpit of bordom due to the heavy solos it refused to surrender
The adventures of the World’s only animated Rock & Roll Band
You think being on the road and touring is all fun and games? Here’s a little reality of how things can go haywire!
Rock & roll is more than just music … It’s a lifestyle, an attitude!
It’s 1967 … It’s San Francisco
It’s sort of a psychedelic Happy Days!
THE TOONERS’ T.V. SHOW
FELIX THE PIG & PLATTERPUSS SHOW
THE WHARF POTATOES
THINGS OF ATANTIS
THE A+R MEN FROM OUTER SPACE
In the 1980s The Tooners were originally named WOMANIZER and released their songs on Flexi-Disc Soundsheets© inserted in PaperCuts, The Illustrated Lyrics Magazine which also included the songs’ lyrics illustrated in comic book style. They also produced award winning (Chicago International Film Festival) fully animated music videos. When changing times, tastes and personnel instigated a change in name from WOMANIZER to THE TOONERS they continued to produce enhanced CDs which included music, videos, cartoons and games and then combined it all in their live, multimedia stage show, Rock & Roll Rehab.
“The print medium now has an alternative for new bands that want to be seen as well as heard but can’t afford to make a video. A new comic style magazine called PaperCuts…”
Kurt Loder / MTV News
“…the cartoon quality is excellent and the music is entertaining, energized pop metal.”
Review / BAM Magazine
“ …you have been selected from over 300 entries as one of the 30 finalists for the 3M NEW TALENT AWARD IN MUSIC VIDEO at the AFI Television Workshop.”
The American Film Institute
“… artists will expand their vision beyond the realm of sound and the future will rock.”
Rock City News
• The Gold Plaque In Music Video
The Chicago International Film Festival
• Award Winner
MTV Animation Character Screen Test Competition
• Certificate Of Achievement
Billboard Magazine Song Contest
•Certificates Of Participation
The First and Third Los Angeles Animation Celebration
• Certificate Of Participation
The Denver International Film Festival
What fans say
about the tooners
“It sounds like you love what you do! It started with ‘So Stoned I Can’t Feel My Eyes!’ I’m With You, Man, I’m with you! I like the premise of the song. I have been there before . . . It’s fun!”
HEIDI + FRANK SHOW
KLOS FM RADIO
Greg – It was awesome, Man! “Band sounds like Rocky Horror Picture Show” “We were just smoking a bowl and we started chocking to death . . . “This is a joke, right? . . . Oh, I loved it!”
A HUGE SUCCESS •
PERFECT MATERIAL •
I LOVED YOU •
SO FUNNY •
HYSTERICALLY STELLAR •
ABSOLUTELY AMAZING •
SO GREAT • CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
You guys are so talented! I need my REHAB!
. . . Ami
“This show is a riot! Excellent music and a story so many of us can relate to!”
. . . Colleen
Ami + Colleen
“You ROCK!! LOVED the show! LOVED the music!! Mom does too! It was lots of fun!!
. . . Carol
Hey Greg ….. I NEED ROCK N ROLL REHAB!!!
. . . Stephanie
Carol + Stephanie
This Rocks!!! Definitely 2 “thumbs up”.
This show pulls out all of the stops! Love it! . . .
* * Well, . . . my thumb’s ALL THE WAY UP ! ! !
. . . Gary
Paula + Gary
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ROCK N ROLL REHAB
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